Get your zapers. Set them to pew.

Sep 17

shinibunny:

darren-freakin-criss:

takealookatyourlife:

heroicallyfound:

svetlana-del-rey:

Was she going to slap you because you never in any way made him gay in the actual books, taking zero risks/doing absolutely nothing for gay characters in literature, and only announcing your “authorial intent” afterwards for a cheap shot at looking like an ~ally~

^^^

Gay people are just normal people. We are not told about any of the Hogwarts professors love lives, other than Snape, and it would be completely out of character for Dumbledore to walk around telling everyone about his sexuality.

Did you want her to make him dress in glittery platform boots, a crop top, and decorate his office in rainbow flags to make it more obvious for you? Would that be enough of a stereotype to appease you people? Or what? Please tell me. I’d like to know how you think a gay character is supposed to be portrayed.

And did you miss the Grindelwald chapters in the ‘actual books’? Or was that also not obvious enough for you? Did Dumbledore need to whisper “always” wistfully in order for you to connect that he had romantic feelings for Grindelwald? Maybe you are American and need them to gaze longingly into each others eyes with awkward close ups of their fingers almost grazing each other that Hollywood thinks means ‘true love’. 

It didn’t fit into his relationship to Harry to ever say “I’m gay”, and so it was not stated explicitly (you might have noticed the book was told from Harry Potter’s perspective).

The point is though, that he is a homosexual, well respected, powerful, and very loved wizard- and his sexuality doesn’t matter because no one else thinks it matters. a.k.a. no one care that he loves men, and that is wonderful. 

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What she said^

Sep 17

loki-of-sassgaard:

kayathedragon:

aganami:

This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE

Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

I have seriously never seen a more frightening movie villain than Hal.

Sep 17
Sep 17

videohall:

What if Guys and Girls changed dating roles

this. is amazing. 

this is kinda hysterical

Sep 17

We’ll go down in history

Sep 17

vaviolijones:

It’s here. What the heck.

RWBY AMV - Centuries by Fall Out Boy

The hype is real.

Sep 17
Sep 17
thisarenotarealblog:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

Cower, languages with sensible grammar. American English is here.

thisarenotarealblog:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

Cower, languages with sensible grammar. American English is here.

Sep 17

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

Sep 17

Battle Styles of the nations in Paint it White

loverofwolfes:

So first we have England and France

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they look like they dancing .                                                                                                                                                                                

then we have america

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he’s fighting like we thought he would. American style. 

theres Germany

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he being a total badass like how we knew he would be.

Japan

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who stole mr. Stick.

theres china

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a badass man who looks like a girl and has a panda on his back. But boy can he fight.

and then there’s Russia

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who’s just being himself. 

Russia’s way of saying I will kill you after I introduce myself.

Sep 17

icanttellyoubutiknowitsmine:

harry and hermione’s relationship is so important because it shows that two characters can love each other deeply but not in a romantic way and there are not enough boy/girl unconditional, innocent friendships like that in books and that is why i am refusing to accept that J.K. wanted them together

Sep 17
  • LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
  • Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
  • The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
  • The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
  • Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
  • LOTR Fandom:
  • Hunger Games Fandom:
  • The Book Thief Fandom:
  • The Maze Runner Fandom:
  • Every fandom:
  • Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*
  • Avatar The Last Airbender Fandom: Man too bad we never got a movie
Sep 17

asgardreid:

bathsabbath:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

jesus has his feet washed and anointed by a woman a), he washed the feet of his disciples b) and the bible has been translated c)

Okay. I have seen this so many times and I’m about to lose my shit.

The Bible, being largely prose and poetry often employs euphemisms when discussing subjects that were sensitive at the time. UNHEARD OF I know, but bear with me. Sometimes it refers to penises as columns, but if you genuinely believe every time the Bible mentions a column it means dick, you’re sorely mistaken. Feet in Hebrew texts are pretty flexible, “to water the feet” is to piss, to “sleep at someone’s feet” could mean intercourse, AND HEY SOMETIMES WASHING OF THE FEET IS LITERALLY WASHING OF THE FUCKING FEET.

FURTHERMORE. The Bible is comprised of different books, written by different people, in different languages, and those languages have different words with different meanings. The books of John and Luke, where most of the feet washing occurs, were written in Greek, not Hebrew.

Aside from that, let’s shut the hell up and look at the context:

If you have ever had to walk over dirt and sand in sandals, then you know how uncomfortable and dirty your feet would be after a day’s journey. Your sandals are made of animals skins, so they would be utterly filthy and never worn inside. It was customary for the lowest servant of the household to then wash your feet so you’re not tracking mud throughout the house. And if you’re expecting guests, it was a sign of love and respect to wash their feet once they entered your home.

So yeah, it’s either group hand jobs (which seems TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE for devout Jewish teenagers in antiquity) or it was an act of humility and devotion. It was a demonstration of being a servant to your fellow man. It was shocking, not because it was sexual in nature but because he put himself on the floor, a position reserved for the lowest in servitude.

Like, if you legitimately believe he was going around and bathing people’s genitals I don’t even know what to do with you Tumblr. I don’t evennnnnn knowwwwwwwwwwww

In the Tumblr textpost system, historically inaccurate offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the We Actually Know Shit, Please Cut it Out Unit. These are their stories.

Sep 17

Reminder: Tomorrow is a World of Remnant

Sep 17
bodaciousbanshee:

amorellamoon:

So this is a thing that happened…
Christian Day, a pagan writer and store owner, sent me this love letter after outing my account name on Facebook. Like many people who have an alias on facebook, I have a rather good reason for doing so. (I have a Meatspace stalker, who use to mail me bits of dead things, and threaten my children, because he wanted me to bear only HIS children. It was a living nightmare that I lived for over six months.) Alas… I was not very happy with Mr. Day for this, and told him so.
This screenshot shows his response. 
You are not misreading that. He actually said “…if he rapes you, please call out my name while he does.”
Facebook has been less than helpful during all this… As a matter of fact, they have sided with HIM, yanking my post with this screenshot on it, and putting my account on a 24 hour hold for “Harassment.” of Mr. Day.
I have… No real game plan at this point, other than not allowing this to go unseen by the many Pagans on the web. I have had such an outpouring of support from my friends and the general pagan community on facebook that it honestly made me cry. On another note, I have had to un-relax, knowing my stalker is still out there and can find me now. But, I will not back down. This shit IS NOT OK for our so called “Pagan Leaders” to do.
Rock on my Beauties… Pass this along if you wish, repost it everywhere, and let us not allow this “Man” to have a moment peace until he answers for what he has done. 

Dear followers, please reblog this. I want it to spread like wildfire. This guy is a real “Big Name Pagan” a famous published author, and he spent months bullying, harassing and threatening my godmother and her daughter over facebook. He owns a franchise shop here in New Orleans, and has systematically been trying to sow seeds of distention among local witches and their shops in order to cripple competition. He’s blatantly (racistly) disrespected our local Voodoo community on the radio saying that you shouldn’t have to go to Haiti to get initiated because it’s a “dirty place”. If you see his so-called “apology” don’t buy the hype. He is openly sexist, racist and classicist. This is not the first time he’s done something like this, he is not sorry. He needs to be held responsible for his actions. 

bodaciousbanshee:

amorellamoon:

So this is a thing that happened…

Christian Day, a pagan writer and store owner, sent me this love letter after outing my account name on Facebook. Like many people who have an alias on facebook, I have a rather good reason for doing so. (I have a Meatspace stalker, who use to mail me bits of dead things, and threaten my children, because he wanted me to bear only HIS children. It was a living nightmare that I lived for over six months.) Alas… I was not very happy with Mr. Day for this, and told him so.

This screenshot shows his response

You are not misreading that. He actually said “…if he rapes you, please call out my name while he does.”

Facebook has been less than helpful during all this… As a matter of fact, they have sided with HIM, yanking my post with this screenshot on it, and putting my account on a 24 hour hold for “Harassment.” of Mr. Day.

I have… No real game plan at this point, other than not allowing this to go unseen by the many Pagans on the web. I have had such an outpouring of support from my friends and the general pagan community on facebook that it honestly made me cry. On another note, I have had to un-relax, knowing my stalker is still out there and can find me now. But, I will not back down. This shit IS NOT OK for our so called “Pagan Leaders” to do.

Rock on my Beauties… Pass this along if you wish, repost it everywhere, and let us not allow this “Man” to have a moment peace until he answers for what he has done. 

Dear followers, please reblog this. I want it to spread like wildfire. This guy is a real “Big Name Pagan” a famous published author, and he spent months bullying, harassing and threatening my godmother and her daughter over facebook. He owns a franchise shop here in New Orleans, and has systematically been trying to sow seeds of distention among local witches and their shops in order to cripple competition. He’s blatantly (racistly) disrespected our local Voodoo community on the radio saying that you shouldn’t have to go to Haiti to get initiated because it’s a “dirty place”. If you see his so-called “apology” don’t buy the hype. He is openly sexist, racist and classicist. This is not the first time he’s done something like this, he is not sorry. He needs to be held responsible for his actions.